What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is there so much evil in the world?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are white women so hard to date?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.